|
1973: Long hair
2003: Longing for hair |
1973: The perfect high
2003: The perfect high yield mutual fund |
1973: KEG
2003: EKG |
1973: Acid rock
2003: Acid reflux |
1973: Moving to California because it's
cool
2003: Moving to California because it's warm |
1973: Growing pot
2003: Growing pot belly |
1973: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or
Liz Taylor
2003: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor |
1973: Seeds and stems
2003: Roughage |
1973: Popping pills, smoking joints
2003: Popping joints |
1973: Killer weed
2003: Weed killer |
1973: Hoping for a BMW
2003: Hoping for a BM |
1973: The Grateful Dead
2003: Dr. Kevorkian |
1973: Going to a new, hip joint
2003: Receiving a new hip joint |
1973: Rolling Stones
2003: Kidney Stones |
1973: Being called into the principal's
office
2003: Calling the principal's office |
1973: Screw the system
2003: Upgrade the system |
1973: Disco
2003: Costco |
1973: Parents begging you to get your hair
cut
2003: Children begging you to get their heads shaved |
1973: Taking acid
2003: Taking antacid |
1973: Passing the drivers' test
2003: Passing the vision test |
1973: Whatever
2003: Depends |
